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Lactose Intolerant Cowbell

Lactose Intolerant Cowbell
Lactose Intolerant Cowbell

Lactose Intolerant Cowbell

A novelty accessory for hotties who like silly and pretty things. Considering a lactose-free lifestyle? Want cheese on call? Ring it loud and proud that you love dairy vibes but absolutely cannot stomach it.


    • White & blue screen-printed cowbell
    • Strong webbing wrist strap for loud ringing across the meadow.
    • One size
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