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Lactose Intolerant Trucker Hat

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Lactose Intolerant Trucker Hat

A statement trucker hat for lactose intolerant hotties. It couldn’t be any plainer that you can’t handle milk, wear it with pride and contradict yourself later when you order a triple cheese pizza anyway.

Note: We are phasing out our incredibly cute rubber PVC patches, so please be aware before purchasing that your hat might not have one. If it does, consider yourself the luckiest.


    • Sturdy classic white and dark brown trucker hat
    • Solid front and mesh back panel 
    • Direct embroidered design in dark brown
    • Curved bill
    • PVC patch on back
    • One size
    • Adjustable strap
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